a great bullshitter always…….
let’s hit the punchline button right now….here it is….
a great bullshitter always bullshits themselves first
it took me a while…but i finally figured it out
and i should know
as i’m a bullshit expert
i was raised by two narcistic humanoids that were the greatest bullshitters that ever lived
no shit…but that’s for another story
luckily i changed my ways after spending several decades on this planet bs’ing my way along
hey..wtf…….that’s what my parents taught me
but
i’m glad that’s over as…..bullshitting ones way through life…well…. it’s quite tiring…but that’s another nother story
when great bullshitters are telling you their story
they truly believe what they are telling you…deeply
they could probably pass a polygraph
this is the mark of a master bullshitter
they are great at making up their own truth in their own head
these are the most dangerous bullshitters…as they have bought their own koolaid, mixed it up and drank the whole smiling pitcher in one sitting right in front of you
cmon…we all personally know some great bullshitters
some of the best?……i’ve referred to as a face man or a face maam
please remember….great bullshitting isn’t gender specific….
It’s the face….the visual reinforcement that is also very helpful in selling in
their suitable line of bullshit
and
quick case of tangenitis….
i once had a sidewalk panhandler reach out to me with a porcelain mug shaped like a toilet and say sir….if i laid a suitable line of bullshit on you today could you find it in your heart to give me a dollar?
i spared him the story telling and offered up a buck or two for his refreshing transparency
anyway
there’s research out there
about how master status bullshitter humanoids take advantage by leveraging their brains and memories when retelling a story.
By circumventing key neurons that conveniently leave out key elements further cementing their own truth in the mind of the bullshitee of whom they have their attention.
special thanks to the hardwired humanoid survival caveman instincts that makes this shit happen
fact
no matter how smart you think you are….only a very small minority of people…less than 5% seem to have some special ability to smell the bullshit on a regular basis.
Even pro bullshit spotters like judges and customs agents, when tested, are at a level not much better than chance.
Ok…it’s moral of the fucking story time
guess what there’s no moral to this fucking story
you knew that though
maybe the moral is for all of us to reduce our bullshit
lower the volume and frequency of our own personal bullshit emissions.
At this stage of my life….i’ve been trying to reduce my own personal level of bullshit
It seems other humanoids appreciate it
and i don’t have to remember who and where i laid all this bullshit down
ah yes
a world with less bullshit would definitely be a much better place
